Agent Washington

[Agent Washington has decided to try out a new social networking platform, which, according to Simmons, is Not Nerdy At All (tm) and is also Used By Everyone.]

Alright.

Hi. I'm new to this website.

I'm known as Agent Washington. I used to work with Project Freelancer, which turned out to be corrupt. Long story short, Project Freelancer was taken down with the help of the Reds and Blues. We then crash-landed onto a planet named Chorus, where we helped to stop a civil war and prevent an evil corporation from wiping out the entire planet.

Retirement plans haven't been working out very well so far, but... We'll see. I'm kind of hopeful about us buying out the water park. As of now, I have plenty of time.

I think I'll shave this beard off, but I guess you can say that it's growing on me.

This is Agent Washington,
Signing off.

[Old habits.]